Slave Girl Marketing

First published on 10/15/2011

"Well no wonder the slave girls aren't selling! You've got them sitting right under the fish racks! What the HELL were you thinking? Go bathe the lot of them and sit them over by the spice merchants! Idiot!"

Image is a publicity still from the recent "Conan the Barbarian" movie, which by all accounts was ruined by a similar error ... gave the movie to a known idiot director. What the HELL were they thinking?

This sort of mistake would never happen on Gor!

Mission to Planet Gor!

First published on 2/9/2009

"Reporting for duty on Planet Gor, sir!

You have to read this. It's a frickin' HILARIOUS story about a secret mission to Gor, illustrated entirely with Gor novel covers. Damn, I wish I had done it!

Image courtesy of Restrained Elegance.