In Case of Emergency ...

First published on 2/18/2013

There's one in every building on Gor ...

Image source: tumblr site, no attribution. I did a Google image search and a tineye search and found a number of sites, some of which were of the sort that had me wondering if my virus protection was up to date. In fact I did a search for the name of one of the sites that the photo was tagged with and got a hit that suggested it spread Trojans. And most of the sites did not look like the sort that create original content, they looked like sites that grab others' content and rebrand it as their own, if they even bother to do that. So, I'm not recommending any of the sites I found to my readers. If anyone knows who originated this image let me know and I'll give them credit.

Introducing Abercizer Plus!

First published on 1/23/2012

A thinner waist in 30 days or double your money kept! Image source: Fucking Dungeon.

NEW! From GORCO! It's the Abercizer Plus! Let's face it, gentlemen ... the REAL reason we don't work out our abs is that the exercises are BORING! There, we said it: BORING!

But now, with the help of Gorco's brilliant new invention, the Abercizer Plus, doing abs will be EXCITING and FUN. Just put the Abercizer Plus on your slavegirl and then do abs right on top of her! The sight of her squirming and moaning beneath you (don't forget to put the ballgag on her!) will encourage you to do abs with an enthusiasm you've never experienced before!

Never before has any exercise system directly addressed the issue of MOTIVATION! The Abercizer Plus ENCOURAGES you to use it by making every exercise experience an ORGASMIC experience. (For extra fun, FORBID your slave to orgasm and see how long SHE can last!)

It's not sold in stores, it's not sold on television, only in the remotest corners of the Internet, such as this one!

Offer void where prohibited by law. Slavegirls sold separately. If erection lasts longer than four hours, TELL EVERYBODY YOU KNOW ABOUT IT!

Alien-Themed Bordello To Open in Nevada

First pubilshed on 12/31/2011

"Wait ... what? LEGO Trekkies? And nobody mentioned group rates! What have I gotten myself into?" Image source: it's surprising what a resourceful fellow like me can do in Second Life.

News is hitting the celebrity blogs that bordello owner Dennis Hof (of the HBO reality series "Cathouse: The Series" fame) is planning to open an alien-themed bordello in Nevada. And no, it will not be full of Latin Americans. It will be a REAL alien bordello, with Slave Leias, Orion Slave Girls, Silurians from Doctor Who and Neytiri from Avatar on hand to offer sexual delights to all the guys whose plans to get laid at DragonCon fall through, as they so often do.

No word yet on whether or not Hof plans to include Gorean paga sluts in his business plan, but really, he's missing a bet if he does not.

Lesbian Bondage on Second Life? Oh YEAH, Baby!

First published on 4/16/2009. The system-hair sisters get down!

Did I mention softcore porn? Well, I should have! Some people have described Second Life as wall-to-wall sex.

From the Skinamax film, “Sex Babes On A Toot."

Image: Second Life strikes yet again again.

It's A Bird, It's A Plane, It's A Naked, Gagged Woman!

First published on 4/15/2009. I was still very new to Second Life when I posted this, and did not understand that different sims had different ratings, and that Help Island sims were rated G, which meant, "no naked avatars." Thank god for her pasties and silks!

What? Someone is in danger of being untied? A captive might go ungagged? Bondagegirl to the rescue! The super heroine with a VERY tiny cape she wears on her butt!

Superhero comics -- a snap, since flying is a standard mode of trave for Second Life avatars.

Image: Second Life strikes yet again.

Mission to Planet Gor!

First published on 2/9/2009

"Reporting for duty on Planet Gor, sir!

You have to read this. It's a frickin' HILARIOUS story about a secret mission to Gor, illustrated entirely with Gor novel covers. Damn, I wish I had done it!

Image courtesy of Restrained Elegance.

Are Waitresses Slavegirls?

First published on 10/12/2008

"Hi, I'm Maggie Gyllenhaal, I'll be your paga waitress tonight. What would you ...? The alcove? Yes master, right away master." (Grumble Grumble.) "Doesn't anybody eat or drink anything when they go to a restaurant any more?"

For October 12 we update Bondagerotica with an article which answers a question no one has ever asked, except for harried waitresses on busy nights: "Are Waitresses Slave Girls?" We pay particular attention to the concept of paga slaves as developed by John Norman in his Gor novels, as a demonstration of what waitressing would be like if waitresses WERE sex slaves. We don't particularly address what would happen if Maggie Gyllenhaal were a paga slave confined to an alcove for a customer, as seen above. We leave that as an exercise for our readers. Don't wear yourselves out!